valentines day can kiss my bitter a$#e

So its that time of year again, that time when all the loved up couples can boast about how happy and in love they are (bull by the way), when the desperate singles beg anyone to take them out so they don't feel so pathetic (ummm news flash if you have to beg you are indeed pathetic) and the depression kicks in to all those people, who for every other day of the year they couldn't be more happier being single however on this one day they realise for that split second that they are SINGLE and ALONE and just for this one day its plain and simply....CRAP!

I am somewhere between being pathetic and depressed over this biggest suicide attempt day, i refuse to beg for a date but i do have a tendency of putting out hints at every opportunity.

I am going to admit that this year for some reason i am feeling particularly bitter, it may have something to do with the fact that i have been living in a hotel for nearly 2 weeks now with not so much of a hint of male testosterone entering my room (with the exception of my friend Chris- Chris is my friend who I'm going to see "Steps" with so as you can guess I've got more chance of seeing Elvis's weener than i do seeing his).

The fact is though there is a very high set of statistics that prove that out of all those "happily- loved up couples" more than half are being or have been unfaithful to their "valentine" (cheating twats).... so would you really want that in your life?? i certainly wouldn't!
Surely this just proves that valentines day is a complete waste of time- it means nothing anymore.

I for one know more than 3 couples who, when they go out for dinner tomorrow night as soon as that girl goes to the toilet that guy left at the table will be straight on the phone texting the girl he is planning on meeting up with on Wednesday!!!

However having said all this you must remember I am a very bitter singleton this year who's sex life so far in 2012 has not been very exciting and slightly shocking! last year i had 2 offers for valentines day, i definitely made the right choice and enjoyed it...but are we still together? errrrr no! So even though you may have a lovely dinner in a crowded restaurant for one night, what are the chances that a year, 6 months or even 6 days after are you even going to hear from him again?!?!

Now I'm not going to lie to you or myself...if I had a valentine or any chance of receiving a little love this blog would not be being written, and I would be pro valentines day, i would be getting the card, chocolates, flowers and walking around like I had slept with a hanger in my mouth but I'M NOT so I'm allowing myself to wallow in my own self pity and hatred of this particular day this year- I'm hoping next year will be different but if not expect a similar blog or maybe a hate campaign!!

Anyway as this year goes, if you are single and spending tomorrow alone- treat yourself, make it your day and love yourself with chocolates, wine, a hot bath, more chocolates, a girly DVD, more chocolates and make it all about you!!

I am dedicating this to all you singles out there... Happy Valentines-sucks arse day!!!
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IM......BACK!!!!!

Hola, Hello, Hi, Howdy

Well its been a while but i am back and wow do i have some stories for you but im not gonna waste them all on one blog so i thought i would just give you all a little overview of my year that was 2011 aka shit-arse-let down-nothing to write home about-year i would rather forget!

So...whats new? well im still single, still presenting on the shopping channels. i have now moved out of my flat in east london, i had to get rid of princess bugsy (i sobbed like a baby) however she is now living with 2 of the 7 dwarfs that were on channel 4, i have a lot of love for these people- Karen and Max are now the proud mummy and daddy of my princess. Oh and i do have a new job which i will get to in the next blog..its very exciting and i think i will gain a few more "friends" hahaha.

So the love life was fun in 2011, i did start seeing someone at the beginning of the year and to be fair, i will not tell a lie, i thought this one might actually go somewhere, it felt different and i did fall ever so slightly- great looking guy, funny, experienced some london attractions together and the sex...well...what can i say? AMAZEBALLS, unfortunately it went tits up and oh was i gutted!..yep it all went pete tong!- story of my life!

Anyhoo, i put my single shoes back on and went to mexico in august...had a lovely time swam with dolphins, sharks and my favourite Manatee (i think its coz they remind me of me...over friendly which always end in them getting hurt oh and did i mention they are a little slow, once quoted as "one of the dumbest creatures") I then ended up bringing back something from mexico that i hadnt exactly counted on...no it wasnt a Dodgy tummy, an ear infection from the pool or even a STD... it was worse... i bought back... A BOYFRIEND!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sad but true i fell for a holiday romance and forgot to leave it in mexico!! So i bought it home and 3 months later bish bash bosh, another one bites the dust!

So now i am starting the new year as a single lady...AGAIN! but ya know what...im frickin loving it! im back in the world of Moi and concentrating once again on what i want and suddenly things are starting to happen :))) <--- happy face!

2011- In a nut shell it wasnt great, myself and my family- we had more bad news than good and quite a few nasty suprises along the way last year, but thats whats great about starting a new year, it represents a fresh start, a new beginning, creating more memories and starting adventures, taking a gamble even if it means risking a loss.

All i know is this year is going to be exceptional, i can feel it, but i would like to send out a little love to the loved ones who unfortunately didnt get to see 2012, and to the families who wont get to share a new year with those we've lost.

Always Missed~~~Loved Forever

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