So its that time of year again, that time when all the loved up couples can boast about how happy and in love they are (bull by the way), when the desperate singles beg anyone to take them out so they don't feel so pathetic (ummm news flash if you have to beg you are indeed pathetic) and the depression kicks in to all those people, who for every other day of the year they couldn't be more happier being single however on this one day they realise for that split second that they are SINGLE and ALONE and just for this one day its plain and simply....CRAP!
I am somewhere between being pathetic and depressed over this biggest suicide attempt day, i refuse to beg for a date but i do have a tendency of putting out hints at every opportunity.
I am going to admit that this year for some reason i am feeling particularly bitter, it may have something to do with the fact that i have been living in a hotel for nearly 2 weeks now with not so much of a hint of male testosterone entering my room (with the exception of my friend Chris- Chris is my friend who I'm going to see "Steps" with so as you can guess I've got more chance of seeing Elvis's weener than i do seeing his).
The fact is though there is a very high set of statistics that prove that out of all those "happily- loved up couples" more than half are being or have been unfaithful to their "valentine" (cheating twats).... so would you really want that in your life?? i certainly wouldn't!
Surely this just proves that valentines day is a complete waste of time- it means nothing anymore.
I for one know more than 3 couples who, when they go out for dinner tomorrow night as soon as that girl goes to the toilet that guy left at the table will be straight on the phone texting the girl he is planning on meeting up with on Wednesday!!!
However having said all this you must remember I am a very bitter singleton this year who's sex life so far in 2012 has not been very exciting and slightly shocking! last year i had 2 offers for valentines day, i definitely made the right choice and enjoyed it...but are we still together? errrrr no! So even though you may have a lovely dinner in a crowded restaurant for one night, what are the chances that a year, 6 months or even 6 days after are you even going to hear from him again?!?!
Now I'm not going to lie to you or myself...if I had a valentine or any chance of receiving a little love this blog would not be being written, and I would be pro valentines day, i would be getting the card, chocolates, flowers and walking around like I had slept with a hanger in my mouth but I'M NOT so I'm allowing myself to wallow in my own self pity and hatred of this particular day this year- I'm hoping next year will be different but if not expect a similar blog or maybe a hate campaign!!
Anyway as this year goes, if you are single and spending tomorrow alone- treat yourself, make it your day and love yourself with chocolates, wine, a hot bath, more chocolates, a girly DVD, more chocolates and make it all about you!!
I am dedicating this to all you singles out there... Happy Valentines-sucks arse day!!!
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