It was mothers day on Sunday and due to work commitments AKA- dancing around a stage pretending to be an old, fat, bearded man called Norris, i couldn't get home to see my mum. Yes she got the flowers and the humiliating funky pigeon card but what else could i think of to do to make sure my mum knows how great i think she is...so what did i come up with? yep you guessed it, I'm dedicating this blog to the woman who helped make me who i am.
So let me tell you about Debbie- she's a Cockney, hairdresser/PA, once a Successful model and swimmer who came very close to making it on to the British Olympic swimming team- however her love for modelling took over and to everyones amazement she stopped swimming competitively.
Debbie is what most of my male friends call a "M.I.L.F". She is petite, slim, has almost black hair, dark brown eyes and olive skin- she is a hotty!!
However the best part of my mum is how she is my best friend- i tell her EVERYTHING, absolutely every little detail. The good, the bad and the ugly!
My mum has the ability to make everyone open up to her and be her friend, i once remember when i was in school, a friend of mine asked her if she could buy her tampons for her as she was too embarrassed to ask her own mum.
Everything i do, my mum is aware of, and she never judges me, she is just there to help when i need it, a shoulder to cry on, or to pick up the pieces when they break.
Debbie likes to give off the impression that she is a lady but let me tell you this "lady" is a nutter!
We recently went to a party and debs looked stunning in a little lace cream dress but when we made a visit to the ladies, we were just about to leave when she pulled up her dress and yelled
"Kel look at this...I'm wearing pull me in pants"
and revealed the biggest Bridget Jones knickers Ive ever seen!
She is also one of the dizziest people i know- i genuinely don't know how she gets around without help haha.
As you can tell my mum provides everyone around her with a right laugh- i still have visions of her drunk one Christmas, sat on the sofa with a cracker hat draped over her eyes, while she tried to sing along to "Park life" on sing star.
One thing is for sure about Debs, everyone loves her, and anyone that steps foot in to her house are made to feel welcomed and loved.
She will do anything for anyone, but watch out because if you happen to hurt anyone that Debbie loves, what my dad calls "The Pitbull" will come out haha!
Anyway i just wanted to say a big thank you for everything and to say i love you mum and I'm really praying i have your genes!
mwah xxxxxxxx
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